yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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