id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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