everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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