Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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