she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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