Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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