the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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