That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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