That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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