its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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