Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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