I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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