he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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