It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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