:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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