Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
