I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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