Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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