My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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