"it" just moved
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We are two peas in an std pod
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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