You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
How external is "for external use only"?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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