I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
