Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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