He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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