whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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