would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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