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• (516): View more from New York

  you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!

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• (408): View more from California

  sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.

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• (415): View more from California

  he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  can jess come too?

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  sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.

  (425): View more from Washington

  she comes with her own booze, no worries.

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