Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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