No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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