what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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