Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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