No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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