She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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