oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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