i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I look excited, but its just a facade.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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