My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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