i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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