So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just tell him i said nine months
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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