I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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