"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
