It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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