nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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