so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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