She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I wear drunk well.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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