i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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