soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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