the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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