Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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