My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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