OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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