He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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