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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You smell like stripper and shame

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(541): View more from Oregon

Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Some milfs here doing some blow

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Dad?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.

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(510): View more from California

Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.

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